http://ascii.dbqphost.com/ en-us A parody site for the masses with various satire articles for your enjoyment. CuteNews http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1139775815&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1139685907&archive= Listen To Broadcast Three!

Ben and I banter back and forth about Sirius Radio, George Bush, and lawsuits.

Songs by At The Drive-In, and Daylight For Deadeyes.

Broadcast Length: 21:14
Broadcast File Size: 19.45 MB]]> http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1139328178&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1139182549&archive= "Alright! Awesome...my first post. Hello all I'm RJ, just to let you know. I am a current U of T student majoring in Psychology. I'm also an actor and a lifeguard at Meadowvale Community Centre. I'm also the creator of the Polar and God art series. I will post God comments on here. Here is the first: here."


There's the short introduction RJ gave, and I wish him the best of luck with Anti-Joke!]]> http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1139182104&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1138655371&archive=
Think big. Very big.
Zach]]> http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1135818480&archive=
Trust me, I've been saving up tons of topics for stories here, though I've had little time to write them out. Since I haven't had a computer, I've had more RL (Real Life) time. This has also given way to increased chances of a story being formed and born. Hurrah!

And seeing how Christmas just passed, I guess I'll wish you all a merry Christmas. No, I won't be mindful of other religions and say 'Happy Holidays', because I feel more comfortable saying Merry Christmas. Anyway, Christmas time always means a long day at the distant relative's, so what better time to use my fool proof ice breaking questions!
(Note: I did not use my ice breaking questions.)

And since I won't have a chance to get on in time for New Years, happy New Years to everyone! Don't drink too much, and if you do, obey the speed limits.]]> http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1131148575&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1130954089&archive= Listen To Broadcast Two!

I ramble on about emo kids, a guy who hates blogs, a few more confessions from Grouphug.us, and a few more rants.

Songs by The Perceptionists, Death And Taxes, and Chimaira.

Broadcast Length: 26:34
Broadcast File Size: 24.32 MB]]> http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1130948309&archive= Listen To Broadcast One.

I go over a few confessions from Grouphug.us, a few shameless plugs, make fun of gansta G's, and many mini-rants.

Songs by Between The Buried And Me, and HORSE The Band.

Sound quality is lacking because of the equipment used.
Broadcast Length: 15:20
Broadcast File Size: 13.9 MB]]> http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1130695753&archive=
You can find the first episode, HERE.

My apologies for the bad quality of this broadcast, but since I have such low quality equipment, it can't really be helped.

Enjoy!]]> http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1129839657&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1129411832&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1129152682&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1129152413&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1129151034&archive= WenDat. I was going to merge Anti-Joke into it (because the content system I had on WenDat was superior to CuteNews), but as I tried hacking the content system, I found another CMS which I decided to try out.

Halfway through editing WenDat with this new CMS, I realized everything I wanted to have accomplished was already setup here on Anti-Joke. So now I am proud to announce the merging of WenDat and Anti-Joke! The new name shall be 'Anti-Dat, When We Joke'. All right, so the name won't change, but you'll be pleased to know we have a new writer! Please welcome Daniel, the co-administrator of WenDat.]]> http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1127927309&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1127842515&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1127587990&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1127068331&archive= Kapsules has seen a lot of changes since the last version. The Widget Settings, Window and main Configuration dialogs were completely redesigned and new controls were added to make changing settings a breeze. Special attention was paid to widget developers and nearly every request from developers for new widget capabilities and features were implemented. Several widget-authoring aspects were completely redone from the ground up. Once again resource use and speed was paid special attention. More assistance and support for scripting languages were added to make use of the widgets, which use these alternative languages easier for users.

Kapsules is a completely free, scriptable widget engine for Windows. Widgets are small application-like tools, which rest on your desktop. They can help make you more productive, display information, entertain your brain, or just give you something to smile at. Kapsules gives widget developers the choice of writing widgets eight different scripting languages including, but not limited to; JScript, VBScript, JScript.NET, VB.NET, Perl, PHP, Python and Ruby.

Kapsules is free to download and free to use, so go ahead and give it a try.

Getting Started Guide for New Users
Version History and Change List

Download]]> http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1126979549&archive=
He has already contributed an article which you can read right here:

What Am I Eating?

I hope you all will welcome him to the team and I hope he will be actively contributing to Anti-Joke! As Anti-Joke grows in terms of viewable content and in terms of memberbase, we will always be keeping the site firmly in the hands on the members. Everyone can equally submit their ideas and jokes without fear of being shot down by others. We encourage everyone to make this site their own and contribute your written pieces.

In other updates, I am currently in the process of making a Terms Of Use for Anti-Joke. This should be up relatively shortly. Basically it will go over how you can handle the content on the site, and other smaller subjects that need clarifying.]]> http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1126965137&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1126892627&archive=
I just now added in a new image, so go check it out.

Remember everyone, submit your articles!]]> http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1126892335&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1126443309&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1125083617&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1125003519&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1125002209&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1124990990&archive=
As with the writer status, I'm still looking for a few good writers! If you think you have what it takes, email me, and speak your mind. Become part of the community and leave your mark.]]> http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1124056594&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1123623570&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1123622316&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1123594328&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1123592543&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1123544240&archive=
Current articles in progress: 6
Current articles on site: 11

So you can tell, much more will be added.]]> http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1123102194&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1123013716&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1123001941&archive= Plz proffreed ur wurck! If it's filled with msn slang, I'm not even going to try reading it, I'll just ignore it, and go to the next one.

As a writer, you will be submitting articles, images, and IM conversations. Basically you'll be a large contributor to the site, officially. You'll be asked to submit something at least once a week, but this is just suggestive.

For those of you who don't get on staff, don't worry, you can still contribute content to the site, but you just won't have access to the writers control panel, or various other bonuses.

Please email me as soon as possible, I will look over every email and reply, unless they contain too much msn slang, then I'll just delete it.

Update: I'm welcoming 'Ben' as the first writer accepted. He has already submitted something in the editorials section.

Best regards,
Zach]]> http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1122942570&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1122941938&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1122941817&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1122940797&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1122940612&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1122940412&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1122940050&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1122939720&archive= http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1122939467&archive= CuteNews, which is just a Content Management System. I felt the old way of updating this site was a tad outdated, hence why I switched to a CMS. Now everyone can comment on articles without having to go to the forum, selected users can write articles for the site without having to go through me first, and I'm trying to get a rating system in place.

Let me explain the lack of updates. A couple days ago I had my computer on a dual boot; Ubuntu and Windows XP Pro. I needed more space on my Windows partition, so I went ahead and deleted my Ubuntu partition. I rebooted and...I deleted the wrong one! I lost all my files, I lost numerous articles I was going to upload very soon, along with many codes I had been working on.

Here's a tip kids: always backup! Even if you are sure you're doing it right, backup. You wouldn't believe what I had to do to get everything in order again. So expect updates more often now, and enjoy these extra little goodies!]]> http://ascii.dbqphost.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1122937897&archive= all news was like this.]]>