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The Garage Sale
Feb 12 2006 by Hammerfist0
All of us have been to a garage sale or two. I personally have been to tons and I have seen some very strange things there, such as a broken TV, a door, a lamb (yes, the furry, fluffy animal), but none have compared to this.
I was browsing a garage sale, and it had a pretty good variety. It had the usual items you'd expect to find at a garage sale like a sofa, tons of clothing, DVD's and of course, a box filled with objects which are being given away for pennies on the dollar, or even for free.
I was the very first person at the garage sale, and they opened it right in front of me. You could easily tell they were a little desperate for money because they sold everything they didn't use once a day. This... this was just plain wrong.
I walked up to the free box, and started rummaging through it. It had the normal stuff: fast food toys, missing legos, broken things, and then there was the underware. It was a normal pair of whitie tighties except they weren't quite 'white'. The rear was tan. A dark, horrid, tan. I asked the owner why and the owner admitted that he had a three year old son who soiled his pants often.
The Moral:
Always dye soiled clothes white before you try selling them to unsuspecting passer-by's.
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