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The Many Benefits Of Smoking
Oct 15 2005 by Adam
Smoking. Just the word is enough to make you all happy inside. This destructive assassin makes the world a better place. The media is all on the wrong side. Its clearly obvious they are just being pessimistic. Why, they aren't even looking at half of the painfully clear progress this demon has devised. By slaughtering thousands of innocent people every year, it's doing so much for our way of life. How people can be so blind is beyond me. Why, I'd like to meet the demonic figure who invented this monstrousity and shake his hand. He has saved the world from being a half decent place.
The benefits?
Well some of the more obvious benefits are that the world population is significantly decreased, slowing the mass production of mankind. Who needs all those human lives anyway? More bodies only means less space for the rest of us right? So what if they die terrible agonizing deaths? So what of the consequences? Maybe you lose a loved one or two. Its for the greater good that we are picked off one by one. The less of us there are, the more money for the snakes who are selling our lives and our happiness. After all, in their eyes, isn't it us who chooses to drain our lives? Aren't we the one that offers our bodies and time on earth for a minute or so of pointless pleasure? Well we're running out of old smokers, lets addict the children. No one minds if we kill the children in places no one has heard about. So long as money is involved, it will happen.
Smokers are the casualties of their own addiction.
Heck, while your at it, why not murder those who are unwary of their demise? the bystander, otherwise know as the passive smoker should die too right? Just because they have done nothing wrong, and do not deserve to die, doesn't mean we shouldn't kill them anyway? What a few hundered thousand innocents? What do you care? The way we see it, its their fault for inhaling the toxic smog oozing from the burning flesh of a cigarette. They shouldn't have been so close anyway.
Cancer. What about it?
Smoke may cause cancer, many diseases, and for the most part premature death. But what is death anyway? So your gone, 'boohoo'. What matters is there is more money for us. Thats the idea isn't it? You pay to die? Well anyway, so long as there is money making, who cares about human lives. There may be a few billion dollars spent annually on health care, but so long as we charge rediculously high prices for suicide machines, what difference?
Money, man's best friend.
In the long run, money is worth the suffering, agony and emotional trauma of mass death, is worth it for the cold, disgusting greed for money. Yup, that's the way to live. Making billions of the deaths of innocents. Allowing the deaths of so many people, slaughtering them, like cows. Hmm maybe we are like cows. Only, the deaths are longer, more painful, more drawn out. Yes, we are like cows, only we must be killed in the most inhumane fashion possible. We must work and make so many sacrifices to be painfully murdered for someone elses gain. But thats the beauty of it. If people care to much about having a "puff" or "lighting it up", no one will bother to consider the long term effects. It's only the destrucion of the only known life giving planet, but hey, lets throw that out the window.
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