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Loller Juice
Oct 12 2005 by Zach
To begin a solid day of finding cures to the common boredom, the Anti-Joke gang decided that a nice glass of our own mixture was needed. The drink came into being a couple weeks prior to this writing. We were sitting around eating a burger, when I noticed a bottle of lemon juice, and a bottle of lime juice. Daniel tried some out of both, and suggested to expand on them. The only logical choice was to put the following ingredients in:
- pickle juice
- soy sauce
- salt
- colored sprinkles
- garlic powder
- vinegar
- lemon juice
- lime juice
Looks delicious, right? So I made a drink for those in the Anti-Joke crew, went to the sink, and we chugged it back. Daniel only got one sip in before he called it quits, but I took back the whole glass and let it slide down my throat. I paid for it by trying to cough and having only one long, unbroken piece of spit hanging from my mouth and a throbbing pain in my stomach. I felt like throwing up about five minutes after drinking what has now been dubbed, Loller Juice.
I highly suggest trying out this drink, although you cannot hold Anti-Joke responsible for any death which may occur.
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